You know those days when you finally get around to cleaning your place, look around, and think, "Well, it's not sparkling, but at least it's no longer a health hazard"? That's pretty much how I handle ...

Have you ever wondered what kind of music Santa Claus listens to? Wrap, naturally. How about this Santa joke: How does Santa pay for his doctor visits? With his elf care plan. There's a good ...